Holy Exposure, Batman,

there is a tear in your leotards!

I can’t even begin to imagine this. And the Republican Congress and White House just keeps giving more money away. And increasing our lower class by doubling legal immigration under the guise of comphrehensive reform. Can you imagine 40 million more leaf blowers?

_{(hat tip to the Lone Star Times, the USA Today article is a week old and I’ve heard no mention of it anywhere)}